NOW DEFUNCT :(

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

You knew I had a sick sense of humor right?

Although I love the song "I'll Follow You Into the Dark" by Deathcab for Cutie, I was extremely bored one day, and decided to Weird Al-itize it...

First, I just want to say that this is strictly a parody. I would never, EVER think of children this way. Having been molested at a younger age, I believe it is the worst possible thing someone can do to another human being, with rape in second.

That said, hum along and enjoy!

"I'll Follow You Into the Park"
by Kirsten Walters

After 9
they'll send you outside
and I'll be close behind
I'll follow you into the park
I watch you play
out here everyday
I wonder what you'd say
if you knew what I wanna do

if ever they decide that my love is justified
eliminate the bars and the predator signs
I want to stand beside you in the dark
I'll follow you into the park

work at school
let you break every rule
tell others to be cool
and take you into the back
and up above
I'll put on my glove
and try to show my love
so we can relax

if ever they decide that my love is justified
eliminate the bars and the predator signs
I want to stand beside you in the dark
I'll follow you into the park

you and me
oughta grow and be free
I'll let you play my Wii
and let you win
we'll leave this town
and go on down
down to Chinatown
with those hot Asian kids

if ever they decide that my love is justified
eliminate the bars and the predator signs
I want to stand beside you in the dark
I'll follow you into the park
I'll follow you into the park

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