Cookies Are A Sometimes Food

So I've been upset for a while about Sesame Street.

First, they make Bert and Ernie move stop living together out of fear that it would turn kids gay or something like that. I always thought that Bert and Ernie were brothers so I dunno where they're getting that notion. Now they have their own places and there's no Rubber Ducky song with interruptions by an annoyed Bert.

But the biggest thing that annoys me about Sesame Street is that now the Cookie Monster is addicted to healthy foods like fruits and veggies. This is not the Cookie Monster we all know and love, the one we grew up with. Surprisingly however, fruit has become the number one snack for kids, passing cookies in recent sales. Stephen Colbert talked to Cookie Monster about this issue just last week.