Gah!

It's so freaking cold that Morgan Freeman can't smile! And he has cotton candy even!

This is not good... not good at all...

Weird News Of The Day

I'm a religious studies and history double major. I can understand how Islamic law dictates that a man may have more than one wife and up to four as long as he can treat them all fairly. I also know the history behind that reasoning and that the Qur'an later says it is impossible to treat more than one wife fairly. But having 86 wives?! That's a little extreme. Especially when you note that he reportedly has cured all the sick in his large family, with the exception of two of his children. His children, I might add, number somewhere in the 170s. Oh, and nobody works in that family either, so it's a mystery how they make money and survive.

And what does SpongeBob have to do with Gitmo? Well, a NY man is using him as a poster boy (sponge?) for water boarding. He's created a ride that shows people what water boarding is like - but don't worry, you won't get harmed in the ride. The victim isn't living, nor is it SpongeBob, but instead a robot. It is supposed to help us all learn about why human rights groups see this method of 'interrogation' as torture.

In other funky news, people who love Bollywood movies will be excited (maybe?) to know that Snoop Dogg is going to be in Akshay Kumar's latest film singing/rapping a mixture of Hindi, Punjabi, and English. Apparently Kumar approached Snoop. I guess the song has already been released and is topping the Indian charts. For the video, go here. The song is kinda catchy, even if it's a weird mix.

Oh, and for everyone that was worried that Morgan Freeman (who is doing well btw) was getting divorced because of the lady in the car accident with him, you can chill. He and his wife have been separated since December '07. And did anyone else know he used to be a mechanic in the Air Force?

I Love The Whole World And All Its Craziness

I found this on YouTube, and if you love Dirty Jobs, you should go watch. :)

Brangelina had their adorable twins during the past week. They are so cute, but then again, they'd have to be right?

The Lohan family has some serious issues. Dina needs to go learn to parent from Britney's mom methinks. Ali apparently auditioned for a porn director? No word on when the 14 year old will be releasing her first film with him. Lindsay is all upset that the L.A. police chief said she was gay, but yet didn't attack any tabloids or magazines for their comments on her sexuality - in short, she wasn't trying to set the record straight until now.

Stephen Colbert is in trouble from the residents of Canton, Georgia, and Canton, Kansas. While he apologized to Georgia, he slammed Kansas. Apparently no one else in the nation got the memo that his show is almost pure comedy. The clip on CNN has a little girl saying she wants to kick Colbert in the (ass or balls? the mom covers her mouth before she can say it).

John McCain is driving me crazy. The ads slamming Obama are a little ridiculous. Obama never said he was the Messiah, and no one honestly thinks that he is, so really, that's just stupid. Sure, it might be clever marketing, but again, the same old crap from the Republican nominee. No one has attacked him on his age yet, so he better watch out. He may have 70+ years of life experience behind him, but how many years will he have in front of him? You can't live forever McCain.

Morgan Freeman was in a car accident last night! I hope that he's okay. They just said that he is in serious condition, which is not a happy thing. He is probably my all time favorite actor. Honestly, if he was really God, a la Bruce/Evan Almighty, I would believe. They had to use the jaws of life to get him and the female passenger out of the car late last night. I hope he is okay :(